eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
I WANT TO GRAB HIM AND SHAKE HIM AND SCREAM, “YOU ARE A HOT DAD. YOU ARE A SILVER FOX. YOU ARE SUAVE. I AM TWENTY YEARS OLD AND A RAGING LESBIAN AND I STILL REALLY WANT TO BONE YOU.”
I JUST CAN’T.
Well Mr. Darcy and I are basically the same person bc I like to stare at attractive people from afar and I’m really bad at making conversation